The Bodily FunctionA Poem by Steve HQuite crude, but just a bit of fun. You've been warned!
I had eaten something earlier
It made me feel quite ill,
I was itching I was sweating
And I couldn’t quite keep still
I was in a business meeting
All posh men in suits
I felt my stomach rumble
And knew I was going to toot
The exit was too far away
The meeting far too key
I moved my leg and leant a little
Tried to out it silently
The meeting chair looks straight at me
In my bad state it made me jump
And as I moved, I winced, and then
I let out the world loudest pump.
To my left a man had sniggered
To the right a woman gagging
I went so red I wanted out
If at home id have been bragging
I didn’t know quite where to look
The whole room stared at me
The shame it lasted for a lifetime
The smell didn’t, thankfully
The meeting chair called for a break
‘It wasn’t me for sure’ I lied
I went straight home hating myself
That was the day my manners died.
© 2009 Steve HAuthor's Note
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5 Reviews Added on April 15, 2009 AuthorSteve HLondon, United KingdomAboutWhat to say? Half of a set of identical twins I was brought up on a farm in Hertfordshire. Attended school and am current studying Social Work at Royal Holloway University of London and hoping to go .. more..Writing
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