The Bodily Function

The Bodily Function

A Poem by Steve H
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Quite crude, but just a bit of fun. You've been warned!

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I had eaten something earlier
It made me feel quite ill,
I was itching I was sweating
And I couldn’t quite keep still
 
I was in a business meeting
All posh men in suits
I felt my stomach rumble
And knew I was going to toot
 
The exit was too far away
The meeting far too key
I moved my leg and leant a little
Tried to out it silently
 
The meeting chair looks straight at me
In my bad state it made me jump
And as I moved, I winced, and then
I let out the world loudest pump.
 
To my left a man had sniggered
To the right a woman gagging
I went so red I wanted out
If at home id have been bragging
 
I didn’t know quite where to look
The whole room stared at me
The shame it lasted for a lifetime
The smell didn’t, thankfully
 
The meeting chair called for a break
‘It wasn’t me for sure’ I lied
I went straight home hating myself
That was the day my manners died.

© 2009 Steve H


Author's Note

Steve H
Don't take this one too seriously :) it was just a bit of fun, and lets face we're all human and we've ALL been there!!!!

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Haha. I like the note at the bttom bro, "Don't take this one too seriously." That's exactly how you have to look at some writing. Writing comes from all corners of the world, and yours seems to come from a seemingly unmatchable sense of humor. Very funny poem. It's almost low brow but yet extremely hilarious to a witty degree. Great poem bro, keep it up.

Posted 15 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.




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This is very funny. I like it!

Posted 15 Years Ago


Hahaha that'll have many business men nodding with agreement because I'm sure they've all been there before! This was very funny, my friend. Also, thanks for your review. I'm glad you enjoyed my story.

Posted 15 Years Ago


lolz

Posted 15 Years Ago


Very funny. Thanks for taking the subject on!

Posted 15 Years Ago


Haha. I like the note at the bttom bro, "Don't take this one too seriously." That's exactly how you have to look at some writing. Writing comes from all corners of the world, and yours seems to come from a seemingly unmatchable sense of humor. Very funny poem. It's almost low brow but yet extremely hilarious to a witty degree. Great poem bro, keep it up.

Posted 15 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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Steve H
Steve H

London, United Kingdom



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What to say? Half of a set of identical twins I was brought up on a farm in Hertfordshire. Attended school and am current studying Social Work at Royal Holloway University of London and hoping to go .. more..

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