Take It OFF!

A little spat between the husband and wife.

 

“Laura, honey…” Brad begged.

 

“No, Brad.”

 

“Laura, c’mon…”

 

“No, Bradford,” Laura said, glaring at him. He growled.

 

“Laura, you promised me…take it off, please?” Brad begged, his puppy face kicking in. She glared even harder at him.

 

“Yeah, I promised. But darling, I’ve had a long hard day’s work, I just want to relax and…”

 

“But Laura! You said tonight was my night! You said it was my lucky night tonight!” She stared at him as if he were…well…crazy.

 

“Just when did I say that?!”

 

“Yesterday! When you told me I couldn’t have what I want last night!”

 

“Well, honey, I’m tired, sleepy and I have a big meeting tomorrow. You can wait until I’m NOT home tomorrow!” Brad sat down with her.

 

“But baby, I have to leave for Montreal tomorrow. BEFORE you get home. Can’t I have it tonight…?”

 

“No!”

 

“Take it off, Laura! It’s driving me up a wall!”

 

“No, Brad, I don’t want to take it off. It helps me relax…which is the opposite of what you’re making me do!”

 

“But sweetie…it’s hurting me…” She gave him that…well, the look only a wife could give her husband.

 

“Oh stop being a baby and grow up. It won’t kill you.”

 

“It will if you leave it on any longer! Take it off!” He reached over to do so when she slapped his hand.

 

“Brad! No! Be a good boy before I punish you-”

 

“Yes!” She growled. Of course only a MAN would take it that way…

 

“Fine! Then you’re not getting dinner tomorrow night!” He leaned back and lifted an eyebrow.

 

“I won’t be home tomorrow night.”

 

“…Oh. Right. Then no breakfast tomorrow!”

 

“Not a problem, it’s called Mc Donald’s.”

 

“It’s a waste of your money, Brad.” He groaned. He was always hit where it hurt the most…his wallet.

 

“Honey, please, just take it off! For ten minutes! Five minutes! Will a minute really tighten you back up?” She glared.

 

“Yes!” He growled.

 

“Laura, please? I’ll do something nice for you when I get home…like uh…I’ll do the dishes!” She lifted an eyebrow.

 

“Keep talking…”

 

“I’ll vacuum, dust, I’ll even do laundry! Please sweetie? Just take it off for me…?” He showered down his puppy face before standing up to rub her shoulders.

 

“Besides, aren’t I relieving you of some stress right now? I know your job’s a pain and you need to rest, but I need to have fun too. So please? Take it off?” She let her head rest on his right hand.

 

“Oh Brad…ok, if it’ll make you happy. Hold on.” She got up and stretched.

 

“But you’re keeping your promises about the chores when you get home! And! You’re taking me out to a movie when you’re done with all that. And I get to pick. Deal?” He smiled softly at her.

 

“Deal. Now go take it off!” She left the couch and he plopped down where she was.

 

“Lord…what a man has to do to listen to some Metallica instead of Mozart!” he mumbled to himself as the sound of rock rattled the windows and walls.

Reviews

[Vatsayayana]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh.......... ~peals of laughter~
Fabulous!
How many times have I had such an argument with my mate??? ~grin~
How about a compromise?
Symphony and Metallica?????
S&M?
Awesome write. I was laughing all the way through. And yes, the picture is extremely deceiving. There was even a moment there I thought maybe HE was the one in the lingerie. But then again, I'm naughty like that. ~chuckling~
Brava!

[Gregory Hill]

HAHAH!! wow that was funny, you had me fooled there right up to the end. Great job.

[Saturnalia]

I love your twists. Ha. I do love Metallica myself.

[poetic-raven2012]

^.^
That was amazing.
I. love. it.

[Nikki]

LMAO!! omg..that was so unexpected...lol...i love it..it rocks WOO!!!

[DarkAngelWriter]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow! That was A-MAZ-ING!

After I got that it was "hurting him" I was thinking "Oh geez... a collar? Is she making him wear something of hers?" But no. Music. F*****g music. Lol. Geez.

[sutoraika]

whoa. you got me there. hahah! :D

[Ruby Moon]

LOL...
the picture is sooooo misleading
now i know what to do if i want to get my parter (when i have one) to do chores around the house
*grin*
good read

[Crystal Lynn]

Bahahahahahahhahahahaha Oh gosh. Good stuff. :D