McDonald's Parody

A little bit of fun, had to do this for English class last semester. It's a parody from a scene in Macbeth...by the way, most of this isn't true (just for fun)

Patties upon patties of fat and grease

Come to us when you can't pay your lease

McDonald's is here for you to eat

Giving your children a special treat

Double double, here comes trouble

Hear your fries sizzle and bubble

 

Wilted lettuce and cheese that molds

We'll spit in your food if you complain it's cold

But how do you know if it's actually real chicken?

Bubble bubble, our beef is trouble

Get some sandwiches with a double

 

Food we drop on the floor

But we don't care, we'll give you more

Don't be rude or we get mad

Then your service will be terribly bad

Double double, our coffee brews

Trouble trouble, we're the McDonald's crew!

Reviews

[Calypso]

Haha wonderful! Loved this.

[Arithcia]

Haha, another poem by you xD It mocks McDonald in a very realistic way... err... did I say realistic? I meant unrealistic! (sarcasm sarcasm) McDonald is a horrible place to eat. Teehee~ Also, good job finding rhymes!

[roarke]

hahahaah, very nice satirical piece. Nice rhythm adds to the fun. Great perspective. I enjoyed this.