Cars

I'm not crazy about cars - with gas so high, I'm justified. My thoughts haven't changed much from this bit of humor about them.

 

Smoke belching,

Horn honking,

Tire screeching,

Rubber burning,

Money eating,

Time consuming,

Cops chase 'em,

Kids kick 'em,

Birds crap on 'em,

Cats walk on 'em,

Dogs pee on 'em,

Pals abuse 'em,

Owners Paint 'em,

Melt 'em, belt 'em,

Wash 'em, wax 'em,

Pamper and Prime 'em.

Wish we could just get rid of 'em!

Mar. 11, 1986

Author's Note

no ill will towards cars...but I'd rather have a broom. lol