The yellow sided piece of paper

A wierd story I wrote in 30 minutes, that will blow your mind.

This is mearely a story written about nothing, it has no meaning and falls short of being a good story. Meeting the author would be a huge disappointment, because this story about a yellow sided piece of thin wood, with dye on it.

Now you must be thinking why should I read this story? My answer to you would be stop reading it! If you have read up to this, then I'm afraid you must hear this awful story.

Once there was a plain peice of paper as white as snow, It was being transported by a company called Dunder Miflin. The men and woman who were doing the job had a fantastic idea, of sending a thank you note on this peice of paper using a custom stamp to attach the note. However the stamp process failed and the letters did not print on the paper, causing everybody to die.

Lamest story I have ever heard? I agree but I'm sorry to inform you this lame story is not over yet. So buckle up your snow pants and jump into the beautiful sunshine, doesn't make sense? Just like this story.

This paper was told to have great power, that could give you years of riches or 1 second of pain. People spent years looking for this mysterious soft piece of paper, yet no one could find it, until one day I did . This paper was soft, yellow and looked like it had great power, but the fortune it was said to have was not in the least bit correct. Instead of years of riches, the paper sucked out my soul, and trapped me inside of here. If you get your hands on the real yellow sided peice of paper you may be able to free me the greatest man in the world, Timothy Adolf.

Author's Note

(Timothy Adolf is not me) This is my first story to be published I hope you enjoy and if you really like it you can share with your friends. This is copyright cloning this will lead to fines that could reach $98,000.

Reviews

[WallyM]

Your style is about as good as most others' on this site. Definitely worth developing further. Held my interest, believe it or not.

Now--move on to something new to write about!

[RJS]

Strange for sure but strangly interesting.