Entering ......... And Having To Piss

This is completely the writing of my friend. I take absolutely no credit for the overly-detailed description of pissing.

A few moments after Raven's Nest entered the structure, Icarcti grabbed one of Glide's earrings with his teeth, giving it a gentle tug. "Let me down for a minute."

Glide nodded, letting Icarcti down. "What's up?"

Icarcti shook his head. "It's nothing. Just... excuse me for a few minutes. You guys go on ahead, I'll catch up."

"What's the deal?" Glide asked, raising an eyebrow.

Icarcti glared up at the Varixian. "I have to piss, okay? I don't think you'd appreciate me pissing on your back."

Glide blinked. "Uh, okay..."

Near the back of the group, Micah burst out laughing.

"Shut up, dicksneeze!" Glide snapped.

Micah only laughed harder.

Glide facepalmed. "F**k it. I'll go with you. If I'm around that f****n' clownshoe any longer, I might beat his head in."

Icarcti held up a paw. "You will stay with them."

"... Fine." Glide said. "I'll stay with the wimp, the geek and the clownshoe. You stay outta trouble, y'hear?"

"Yes, mom." Icarcti grinned. "I'll be back before you know it." He said, turning and heading down a hallway.

 

...

 

With a quiet thump, another guard hit the floor. Icarcti smirked, dusting his paws off. "Don't stand in a bat's way when he has to piss." The little bat muttered, continuing down the hall.

After a few more minutes of walking, the bat stumbled upon the odd-looking bathroom. He approached one of the large tubes in the wall - each leading down into the floor - and unzipped his fly, reaching into his briefs and pulling his sheath out. He rubbed himself a little, sighing softly as he relieved himself into the tube.

A moment later, a guard that had wandered into the bathroom lay unconscious on the floor. Icarcti grabbed the hem of the guard's shirt and wiped his sheath with it, then fixed his briefs and zipped up his fly, exiting the bathroom.

... Now, which way did I come from? Icarcti thought. Gods, this place is like a f*****g maze.