Old Enemy

This is completely the writing of my friend. Except for ONE FRIGGIN' LINE, I kid you not.

"... I'm going to murder someone if I see one more goddamn fortress." Glide muttered. "F*****g Antel, stupid Kalma, and now my father. It's like you can just pick out villains by looking for the most gauche place on the planet."

Niqi laughed. "Villains. They're all compensating."

"Well, let's head inside." Glide said. "The sooner I kill my father, the sooner we can hit a party."

 

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"It's about time you got here, boys." Reiko sneered, leaning against a metal table in the center of the room. "Myotis, you've been a thorn in my side for way too long. And Fabian, I had such high hopes for you. But you just had to-"

"Spare me!" Fabian growled, drawing his blade. "You tried to get me to kill my mother, my brother, and myself! Don't give me that 'high hopes' bullshit, you just wanted me to do what you knew you couldn't do yourself!"

Glide held out his arm, pressing his palm to Fabian's chest. "Don't try anything. He may be an a*****e, but he's not stupid. I'm sure he has plenty of defenses."

"Oh, he's right." Reiko said. "Many, many defenses. In fact, you know one of them, Myotis."

Glide stared, his eyes wide, as his father finally moved aside. In the back of the room was a large collie, rather muscular, still as a statue. "That's..."

Reiko nodded, smirking. "Yes, it is. But he's still missing something. Something you have." He slammed his paw down onto the pentagram drawn in the center of the table. "Release it!"

Glide snarled, dropping to one knee, fists clenched. It felt as if his soul was on fire. After a moment, a transparent blue figure was catapulted from his body, sent sailing into the collie on the other side of the room.

"It's good to be back." The collie said, cracking his knuckles. "I owe you a severe f****n' beating for what you put me through, cum-tail."

"Don't you remember the beatings I used to give you, meathead?" Glide muttered. "After you f*****g betrayed me, I seem to recall stomping you into the dirt any time I got bored."

Jason smirked. "If you think you can beat me this time, I say we square off right now, cum-tail. Just me and you, one on one, mano-a-f****t."

"Mano-a-mano doesn't mean 'man-to-man', you stupid gimp." Glide snapped. "It means 'hand to hand'. And if you don't stop calling me 'cum-tail', I'm going to break your spine."

Jason barked out a laugh, striding over to the table and vaulting over it. "I don't think you can. And your fur may have changed, but you'll always be that defenseless little cum-tail that I fucked in a puddle of his own blood."

"Uh, you're really pissing my brother off..." Fabian murmured, taking a few steps back. "I'll just stand over here..."

Glide lunged, raising both paws and making a grab at Jason's throat, only to be slammed, face down, onto the table. Somewhat dazed, he rolled over, trying to blink away the stars in his eyes.

"Did that hurt, cum-tail?" Jason growled, holding Glide down with one paw around the Varixian's neck. "It looked like it did." He reached his free paw into his pocket, removing a switchblade and flicking it open, tucking the blade under Glide's belt and slicing through it.

Glide's eyes widened. "Jason, if you f*****g try that, I'll rip your soul into so many tiny shreds, you won't exist anywhere! You'll literally be nowhere for the rest of eternity!"

Jason ignored him, destroying Glide's pants with a few well-placed cuts. He tossed the knife aside, taking his paw from Glide's throat to work at his own belt. He realized his mistake a fraction of a second too late.

Glide snarled, sliding forward and delivering a jarring kick to the underside of Jason's chin, the collie's head snapping back, his body staying upright for three seconds before it hit the floor. Glide rolled off the table, crouching beside the fallen collie. "I know you can hear me, you sick f**k. I'm not a defenseless little fawn anymore. Prepare yourself. What I put you through before is nothing compared to what's ahead of you. Your soul... is still mine."

 

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[KEi]

//"... I'm going to murder someone if I see one more goddamn fortress." Glide muttered. "F*****g Antel, stupid Kalma, and now my father. It's like you can just pick out villains by looking for the most gauche place on the planet."
Niqi laughed. "Villains. They're all compensating."
"Well, let's head inside." Glide said. "The sooner I kill my father, the sooner we can hit a party."//
A real ray of sunshine, that one... �_�

//"Mano-a-mano doesn't mean 'man-to-man', you stupid gimp." Glide snapped. "It means 'hand to hand'. And if you don't stop calling me 'cum-tail', I'm going to break your spine."//
pwnage.
Is it slightly ironic that I'm listening to "I'll Kill You" right now?

// "I know you can hear me, you sick f**k. I'm not a defenseless little fawn anymore. Prepare yourself. What I put you through before is nothing compared to what's ahead of you. Your soul... is still mine."//
Owned.
My media player is definitely psychic