Even More F*****g Random

This is completely the writing of my friend.

"... Dude, you know what I really miss?" Glide asked, flicking Magus from its sheath and holding it ready as he led the group through the darkness. "Pepsi Twist. That s**t was good."

Briar, riding atop Kerberos' head at the rear of the group, snorted rather loudly. "What did you just say?"

"I'm serious." Glide said. "It's like no damn store in the omniverse carries the stuff."

"... Pepsi Twist." Niqi repeated, raising an eyebrow. "Pepsi Twist? The Pepsi with lemon? Of all the things that've come and gone, that's the one that deserves a 'you know what I really miss'?"

Glide nodded. "Think what you want, I'd still break your neck for a can of that stuff."

"It's wonderful that my life means that much to you." Niqi responded, doing nothing to conceal her sarcasm. "Anything else you'd kill me for? A Klondike bar, maybe?"

"Gods, yes." Glide said. "Especially one of those maple ones. I'd kill each and every one of you for one of those."

Shetani rubbed her temples. "I don't think I'll ever be able to fall asleep around you again."

 

...

 

Glide's eyes widened, the Varixian watching several small projectiles whistling through the sky. "Anybody got enough magic left for a shield?"

"Got it covered!" Revan replied, leaping to the front of the group and performing a series of rapid gestures. "Black Gate!"

An enormous gate shot from the ground, opening as the arrows fell, the projectiles flying in and disappearing. Revan dusted his paws off, barking out a word in Vari that sent the gate back from whence it came. After a moment, one of the black designs decorating his body vanished.

Briar sighed quietly. "You need to be careful with your magic, kid. The Black Abyss is a dangerous playmate on its own, but here, it could consume you if you make a single mistake..."

"I know, I walk a razor's edge." Revan said. "But every person here that uses offensive magic is the same. The only thing that actually matters is that, when we finally lose our balance, we're all lucky enough to fall on the same side."

"... What, exactly, was that?" Ricky asked. "One of those tattoos disappeared when you used that spell."

"Nothing." Revan replied, waving a paw. "Just a power release. When they're all gone, I'll be as strong as I can get on my own."

Glide smirked. "You make it sound like you leveled up or something."

Revan simply shrugged, moving back to his position in the center of the group.

The rest fell silent, continuing their trek for several minutes before Glide stopped. "How long have we been walking, anyway?"

"Feels like hours." Niqi replied. "My paws are starting to hurt."

"We can stop here, for now." Glide said. "We'll keep going in... about an hour."

Therali nodded, leaning against his scythe. "I suppose we'll be keeping watch, then. Need to stay ready."

Glide didn't respond, his eyes already scanning the area, ears perked to pick up any unusual sound.

"Anybody got any food?" Sandy asked. "I'm so hungry, I could eat a crackhead, pipe and all."

Reviews

[KEi]

//"Pepsi Twist. That s**t was good." //
Bahaha.
Why not Vanilla Coca Cola?
DISCRIMINATION against cola!

// "I don't think I'll ever be able to fall asleep around you again."//
xD
I tell you what else I'd gladly murder for; the Wonka bars they used to make.
Purple chocolate with green candy bits in.
PURPLE CHOCOLATE.
Stuff was awesome.
God only knows where they went.
/off topic

//"You make it sound like you leveled up or something."//
In what? The great RPG of life?
xD

//"I'm so hungry, I could eat a crackhead, pipe and all."//
HAAAAAAAAAA.
Nice.
xD