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This is completely the writing of my friend.

Fabian stared at his brother, clearly perplexed. "You want me to attack you?" He asked, raising an eyebrow. "It's only been a few minutes; if I hit you, it's going to tear your mouth open."

"If you don't hit me, I'm gonna hit you." Glide stated. "I want to evaluate your abilities. So far, the only thing I've seen you do is retreat. Besides, s**t like this? Heals in a heartbeat."

"Then why is it still open?" Fabian asked, a finger tracing the cut along his brother's cheek.

Glide pushed Fabian's paw away. "Because I want it to stay that way. I let it heal with my mouth open. Don't worry, it's not going to open again, just hit me."

Fabian shook his head. "I can't, I'm not used to fighting offensively, I-I've never thrown the first punch before."

"Fine, we'll do it the other way around." Glide said, cracking his knuckles. "You ready?"

"Have at it." Fabian replied. "I'm always ready; a perk of being raised by-"

Glide didn't let his brother finish, stepping forward and aiming a palm strike at Fabian's jaw. His eyes widened, a yelp of surprise escaping his throat when his brother disappeared from his vision. He froze up on instinct, the point of a knife pressed between his shoulder blades. "Dude! You f****n' Sasuke'd me!" He paused for a moment, looking over his shoulder at his brother. "Where'd you get that knife?"

"Your back pocket." Fabian smirked. "Did I do well enough to earn your meager praise?"

"Praise nothin'." Glide muttered, turning around and taking the knife from his brother. "That little display would earn you a blowjob if you wanted it."

Fabian clapped both paws over his mouth, trying in vain to suppress his laughter.

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// "Dude! You f****n' Sasuke'd me!"//
PLEASE tell me that's not a reference to Naruto?
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