F*****g Random

This is completely the writing of my friend. So no, I don't know where the f**k that came from.

"You guys head back to the house." Glide instructed, laying down near the tree Fabian was in not five minutes before. "I'm gonna wait here until Fabian gets back."

Niqi blinked, confused. "How do you know he's coming back at all?"

"I just do." Glide shrugged. "Therali, you hang with me, I gotta talk to you."

Therali nodded, sitting down in the grass. "What about?"

"Private matters." Glide replied, glancing at the rest of the group. "Shoo."

Shetani heaved a frustrated sigh, leading the rest of Raven's Nest back toward the old house.

"Well, spill it." Therali said. "What do you want?"

Glide grinned, sitting up. "Is it too late to ask for somethin' else?"

Therali groaned, slapping his forehead. "Good grief... If I have enough magic left for it, I'll give it a shot."

Glide leaned over, whispering in Therali's ear.

The bat god raised an eyebrow. "Where the hell would you keep all of it?"

"It's not a permanent extension." Glide said. "It's more like an insane stretchability. Idle, it'd be the same as normal."

"And you want complete control over it, of course." Therali stated. "I think I've got just enough magic for that, but if anything happens after this, I'll have to orb back Up There to... recharge. Now, stick out your tongue."

Glide obeyed, sticking his tongue out.

Therali lifted his sycthe, pressing the tip of the blade against Glide's tongue and channeling his magic through the weapon. "That should just about do it. Now, no more damn requests, unless it's an emergency."

Glide rolled his eyes, pulling his tongue back into his mouth. "I swear, dude, if you'd said 'unless it's useful', I would've looped this around your neck and choked you, just to prove a point."

"Sure, sure." Therali muttered. "Of course you would've."

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[KEi]

Chapter title= EPIC WIN of epic proportions.

wtf did he just do?
O_o