The yolks on you!

Boink!!!

I have eggzamined all the options.
It's eggzactly as I thought.
There is no eggcuse for this eggcentrix behavior.  
Eggspreience is the greatest teacher, and is such an eggzellent gift; it eggsplains so much.
A true eggsplosion of eggcellence!
I am in eggstasy!
No more eggscuses.
Soon I will be an eggspurt! <~~~ eggsclamtion mark.
.... time for a quick eggzit!

Reviews

[Miss Fox]

I remember a Shel Silverstein poem just like this :) It was called "Eggs Rated"

These eggs
Are excellent.
I’m not exaggerating.
You can tell by my eggspression
They’re eggceptional--
Eggstra fluffy,
Eggstremely tasty,
Cooked eggsactly right
By an eggspert
With lots of eggsperience.
Now I’ll eggsamine the bill….
Ooh--much more eggspensive
Than I eggpected.
I gotta get out of here.
Where’s the eggxit?

I love the little trip down memory lane this poem took me on. Thanks for bringing me back to my favorite childhood writer :3

[KAREN]

Great use of imagination and well written too!

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

eggcellent!