The Night I'll Never Forget

She was hot, god was she hot

Like the-core-of-a-smoldering-white-dwarf-star-hot

The second I laid eyes on her, I knew she had to be mine

This kind of attraction was once in a lifetime, there was no way I was leaving without her

Luckily, she felt the same way

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The drive to my apartment was quiet excluding her occasionally shifting in the passenger seat next to me

I didn't take my right hand off her til I put it in park

When we got inside I picked her up and sat her up on my kitchen counter, which was a bit of a challenge for a guy like me - she was on the xxl side

Damn she smelled delicious...

I slid my fingers in and sauce dripped down my hand

I couldn't wait to taste her

She was a jalapeno and mushroom pizza...and she changed my life forever