The Getaway Today Place Resort
September 21, 2006
By: Sqeaver
How would you like to have your own paradise? Your own place that you can express yourself and lick the most delicious chocolatey fudge off of the beach and never get fat. The only place where you and your best friends are the only ones allowed. Well, here is a resort that you may consider going to.
The Getaway Today Place Resort is the only place you will need to go for a vacation or forever. You will eat some of the finest meals at our eight star restaurants. Every kind of food you can think of is on the food bar waiting on you to dig in. We can't leave out the desert bar now can we? You will see mountains of banana splits with a fake waterfall with hot fudge just pouring out it. The aroma of the whole place can make you want to eat all day and never leave.
That's not all of the many places of the resort. There will be your own mansion there waiting on you to get there. You'll have your own personal butler there waiting on you hand and foot . You will have a triple king sized mattress and pillows that'll make you feel like your a hundred thousand feet in the air sleeping on the snow white clouds. There will be your own garage with your own selection of any exotic cars.
As you make your way to the beach you will see that the sand is made out of warm, gooey to the touch chocolate brownies between your toes. Another cool feature to the resort is that you will see every pro and college football team there wanting to play with you in a game of football. There will be a four-wheeler and dirt-bike track everywhere. The ocean water is as clear as glass. If I was you, I wouldn*t go skinney-dippin in that water!
If you are ever in need of anything you can just refer to your magic cell phone ( which only appears when you need it to) to do what ever you want. If you are tired of being there by yourself, just press five and all of your friends will automatically be zapped there. Then you can have a beach party and hangout. Also, if you are in need of any kind of emergency, just press three, and whatever the emergency is, the people you called will fix it. If you have nothing cool to wear and all of your clothes are in the washing machine, just press one. you will now be zapped to a clothe store with a billion dollar gift card.
Well we can't tell you everything thats in the resort. you'll just have to see when you get there. If you need directions, call bob. His number is , 1 800 slim-fast. If you want a reservation just call 555-0123. That's right, just call 555-0123.