The Once A Month Blues

Ladies.. you know.. :)

 

The once a month blues

The “have to’s” in life

like...

the in-laws

we’re close like family

But only as close as you have to be

Like…

That sticky goo you step on

while walking in the subway

Lifting your foot and shaking

like guys do after they pee

the death grip

like…

toilet paper in your panty-hose

how’d that get there?

Not even you know

It happens

you get caught

in the once a month blues

yeah I got the blues

 

I’m ragging it

Dragging my feet on static carpet

My hair stands up

Like an ugly white girl fro

I can here the horror screams

When I walk thru the door

but I'm too tired to care

I slip in my pj’s and flip flops

And plop my bottom on the couch

Poppin bon bon’s and Doritos in my mouth

yeah I got

the once a month blues

 

My boyfriend speaks

And anything he says

Immediately Translates into

“I want to fight, your ugly, I hate you”

I stomp and jump and squeal like a piggy

Snarls and glares and elephant sounds

“It’s not my fault I’m bitchy…

how would you feel if you had to

shove something up your butt once a month?”

obviously guys don’t have the correct hole

so I improvised the best I could

there's nothing you can do..

don't light a match around the fuse

 

 

It’s the once a month blues

And I got it bad baby

yeah I got the blues.

Reviews

[Fran Marie]

It's the once a month blues
And I got it bad baby
yeah I got the blues.


Ah~yes,So very true~ that old once a month blues~gets ya blue everytime

~THanks for submitting to the Baby! I Got The blues! Contest

Fran Marie

[Emily B]

You know, Amen, sister. Guilty as charged. :-)

[Carrie Montgomery]

OMG my friend! YOU SAID IT!
How wonderfully you captured the funny but not so funny aspects of those God-awful monthlies!!! Too cute!

[Mia Fin]

I love this!!! Too funny, and too true!!!