Jeruze Abstruse

Intended for an audio freeverse

Put a wack emcee in a cypher with me; the Drix, n goddamn, Oh shiii! 

Thats like dropping f****n' goldfish in with a Humboldt squid. 

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Hypnosis. Hip-no-tist. 

Rupture livings like cirrhosis. No antidote s**t. 

Venom slow spit. King Kobra 40 oz tipped. Like what a hobo sip. 

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Leave strippers no tip... just kidding, this ain't GTA. 

"no s**t." 

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yo

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The spiderwolf. 

8 legged canine shootin' gray lines of silk twine to chase dimes but not house flies or felines. 

I beguile and aquire green while I'm sprayin' these unclean rhymes. 

Realize apex predatahs whiskin' away icey dust into real eyes unshut like Jessee & Heisenberg. 

The coldest blood. Rep-til-e-un dat reps til he one of the illest ones. 

Bettah wisen up, I'm on my Kaiser Soze stuff. Doin' drive bys in a white lexus truck. 

Ob-vi-ous. Tote the tools like high school janitors.

Left whole blocks like circular sawin' dust... Axe me about my rhymes, 

I cut it up like lumber up. Make ya all yell timber. Wolf. 

Redwoods fallin' thru ya benz tinted roof. 

Then I'm gone... 

like blitzen in the winter, bring a blietzkrieg. 

Then poof I'm gone on my cloppin' hoofs'.

Turkish delight.

Hidin' my sights,

ridin' the bike,

motor psyche,

motorised 

Ready to fight.

Wrist to cuffs.

Switch it up.

fisticuffs.

Pick ya s**t up off the ground.

I'm on the town,

shootin' off a round,

off the town,

loopin' round,

lou farig' type of sound,

clobberin' time,

you don't wanna make a spider mad,

get caught up in a spider web,

by the bed, eyes get drenched,

infrared. spider sense

Cape cod caper bad, 

Right out the back,

coast ivory,

the whitey he's

coastin' by the sea,

akira motorbike'll breeze,

neon lights shinin' lights'll bleed,

across the scene,

Yakuza flew thru and the axis angled,

but dey ain't know about the gnashin' bangle,

I came from the jungle, slashin bamboo.

Da sharpest scabbard, thrashin' skateboards.

I'm bouta strangle,

about to wrangle

a whole cavalry and capture basal

cilantro, cannabis, tobacoo,

food bon vivant, connoseur,

epicurean, gastronome go

cookin' up some piquant gourmet, yo.

my spice rack need to be relabeled,

it's like I got erry color in da rainbow.

drugs out the medicine pack, 

what I'm stackin's flavorful.

Witch brew hazel, sip syrup maple.

like san peligrino.

Delectable, i'm so ambrosial.

what you slap together like tomato, bacon, mayo.

I lay a gal down like filet mignon on the dinner table.

savor it yo, my entrees could save a soul.

my knives been made by japs in cyber tokyo.

More than able to blast the platinum chrome, doh, yo.

don't ya know bro?

astro van'll scratch a sambo.

like djs scratchin' a skull snap sample.

let the ratchet dangle. 

rendevouz to my dudes out in cancoon,

lickety-split just like a arrow.

blew thru eating crab n rangoon,

the loot was captured ample.

beard is black and tangled.

I'm da pirate bay's baddest champion.

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Ride the scabbard [skateboard] long like a halberd. 

Wrap medicine packs up like a lanyard. 

Cancer. 

Smash crabs, splattered, like an anchor. 

Wit' Daikoku-ten's very own hammer. 

Fortunes spill, others lookin' raggard. [got da attire]

Tortoise slow but I'm a f****n' snapper. 

Talk fast, n other cats'll stammer. 

Crystalize my rhymes up like amber. 

I be hand crafted, mothafuckas manufactured. 

Look fresh, but I'm an antique in reality.

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Lite metal up witta sapphire. 

Spider suck blood like a vampire. 

Gainin' other writers powers 

like I'm f****n' tribal.

Ghostin' out around the campfire. 

Turn a happy camper into ashen dustpile. 

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Hazmat, puttin' on the hazards.

Haunt a pathfinder like a cabdriver and smash hitchhikers.

Torch like a ronson lighter, ultra butane spray into a biter's iris. 

I seen at it all on my eyelids. and this s**t loud, but not like amplifiers.  

Lay ya out like a tranquilizer. Run a trap and wrap it round like razor wire. 

Samurai s**t like a jungle tiger. Bamboo slicer with the saber vibrant. 

Honey, this ain't vinegar.

Sweetness is my signature.

Bitter for the finisher.

I'm subzero anti-freezin' swindlers.

Da scorpian stingin' ya, 

Spider Jeruze da Injurer.

Gulpin' down every piece of da pie,

get whole like a integer.

Nothin' to say in particular.

Just an outkast introvert.

My outbursts interspersed.

been suberp.

Outclass silly herbs.

Blow em back aghast, 

Mousetrap little nerds,

Backpacks gettin' searched,

I splash red at gringo shirts. 

Cut em it up into 1/3s.

Feed alligators in the mersh.

Aqua pure in the cylinder.

Big Lurch one of my biggest customers.

Flatfoots get unnerved,

with the pincer jerked,

thru the whole limb the senses surge.

one hundred million haywire gigahertz.

Moonstone mustang, classic whip sunburst.  

Do villainy suhperb. I'm overencumbered.

jeruze the pseudonym, real name been submerged. 

but my works get unearthed like worms in da dirt.

Hardly been thru the worst. 

gargoyle on the city, perched.

Amass photographs of graffiti werks.

Interviewin' street calligraphers.

Craftsman with the worded blurbs.

Professional with insertin verbs.

Inquisitor, official bidness n big research.

Author's Note

this is for audio, so I realize the disjointed format and stream of consciousness is a bit much/hard to read and follow. Spare me semantics. Gimme the straight dope.