23 Things About Me

23 Things About Me

A Story by SpeedOfTaste

1) I am a firm believer in The Flying Spaghetti Monster
2) My birthday is 4/01/2000
3) My mother's maiden name is Password1
4) My favorite food is Cheeseburgers with peanut butter and bacon
5) My dog, Bong, once caught a squirrel and I filmed it and put it on YouTube and got a billion hits.
6) When I get growed up I want to be a spaceman and throw things in space and watch them explode
7) My favorite color is bacon
8) I went to Chucky Cheese one time and fell asleep in the tank with the balls.
9) My best friend is Jimothy and we go to the skate park and do tricks
10) I am farming gerbils and hope to sell them on the black market for a massive profit.
11) My favorite books are: 50 Shades of Gay, Harry Potter and War and Piece.

© 2013 SpeedOfTaste


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Okay...I hate lists but I just had to click on this because, well, it's you ;-) I'm so glad I did. This had me howling. #3 is hysterical. Thanks for the giggle.

-kimmer

Posted 11 Years Ago


SpeedOfTaste

11 Years Ago

Thanks :) I should put number up a number 12: Have one of my stories at the top of WC for a day. Tha.. read more

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