Half A Brain

Yes, It is true. I only have half a brain. But fortunately it is the good half. When I was a child my father worked for the Ginsu Knife Company. He was an actor in several of their commercials. 

During the filming of one of their commercials, as my dad declared war on fruits and vegetables, an accident occurred. My dad was to saw through a 3 inch diameter of re-bar. Then he was to pick up a melon on the table next to the re-bar to demonstrate the blade being unscathed by slicing it in half. I had gotten to close to the set and he picked me up instead of the melon.

It was pretty gruesome. I’ve seen it many times. Since they were filming the whole thing, my dad sold it for a modest price to the Faces of Death series.  My segment is on right after the guy that enters a monkey cage under the notion that the monkey and him were soul mates and communicated through telepathy. The monkey ripped his f*****g arm off.

Reviews

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! That's to funny!

[KAOlmsted]

:-D I think you're a little bit crazy, which appeals to the lotta bit crazy in me. That last paragraph made me laugh...out loud. Mind you, I didn't roll on the floor...but I did laugh...out loud.

[Marie]

This is vunny and outrageous. Good spoof of commercials, informercials, and stupid people.

[SpeedOfTaste]

Thanks for your time Marie. I appreciate any of your feedback.