Sex Similes

I want you on me like shaving cream after a shower. Cuz I’m tired and wet and I’ll just kind of let you sit there on my face.

I want to treat you like I’m a dog who is only nice to the cat when you aren’t looking. Cuz I’ll be licking that p***y till I see you coming.

I want to pierce you like I’m a needle and you’re getting a flu shot. Only the tip at first then I’m all in till I’m empty.

I want to mount you like a dirt bike. Gently to start, unless we feel like off-roading.

Cuz your bodies like the dark void of space. The final Frontier I want to be with.

Your mind is like a completed Rubik’s Cube. Cuz I have no idea how it works but it’s so brilliant to see.

The way your lips curve to move breathe into sounds leaves me wondering what else it could curve around so beautifully.