nugget phobia part 2

AJ for Noah

 

This poems for Noah and all about Aj

I sat down to write it two days before payday

For Noah this is quite a selfless desire

I shall write this poem then I shall retire

 

Twas the night before new years inside ajs room

Rhonda was napping, when there was a sudden boom

The child began a yelping in a manner most queer

When our hero yelled bravely “Don’t worry baby, mamas here”

 

He peered out the window and gasped at the sight

The mad baker was there with his dinosaur nugget might

His beast reared his legs and let out a nasty roar

And aj was nervous, he’d never seen this before

 

He knew hed need help from those he was Vowed

He quickly dialed up Noah and Tj, the two most well endowed

But that wasn’t the end of the help that he sought

Quickly came travis “as usual tj thought”

 

They charged at the crispy beast without any fear

He kicked them away for this battles end isn’t near

The mad baker shouted gayley “You sillies cut it out”

“My Monster will kill you and make you all pout”

 

“We will defeat You!” Aj shouted aloud

In the streets of NA there gathered a crowd

The Monster roared and blocked Noahs mighty punch

Tj got close and tried to take a good munch

 

The Dinosaur had laughter written in his eyes

But Aj had already figured the creatures demise

He jumped at the monster and pushed it straight back

And the subtle trap he had laid began with a crack

 

The monster he screamed and no earmuff’s could block it

For his tail was inside a joke size electric socket

Noah and Tj yelled hip hip hooree

Travis was crying he had PTSD

 

The mad Baker was calm, cool, and polite

For this battle wont end the way you’d think it might

His biceps erupted, all the heroes had to cower

“Ya’ll b*****s get back here, AND WITNESS MY POWER!!”

 

He was growing quite rapidly mile by mile

They had no idea how to stop this great pedophile

He towered as a giant atop of these runts

“Shrink back down to size you damn dirty Cun-“No no travis meant to say runt”

 

How could this menace be defeated, they were doomed

When suddenly Ajs baby belly ballooned

Mothers intuition told him this was Loki’s desire

To help win the fight he filled Aj with fire

 

Aj was growing soon to an equal size

Wait he was even Bigger HA with joy the team cried

He reared back his fist and all heard the crunch

He took out the mad baker with one sick knock out punch

 

“How did you defeat me you cheated I call Hax”

“Just as my baby we conceived him at Pax”

“I have been beaten and now feel the Pain”

Aj dispatched him quickly the mad baker now slain

 

Aj returned to size and the battle was won

For this great strength, I must thank you my son

Loki asked one request and Aj said “gladly”

“Just hurry the hell up and f*****g have me”

 

So that is the tale of the mad bakers beast

And how all of NA had one kick a*s feast

And though we are all happy of the poem now done

Next year marks the story of the Mad bakers son

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[Specialspaceboy]

i wrote this for my buddies birthday again. this year he wanted one about our friend AJ.