Travis's nugget phoebia

travis's fear begins.

There once was a short lad named Traveye.

He sat in his room all day

All of his friends called him Rabi

He bitched cuz he couldn’t get his way

 

He whined and he moaned and he raged at the land

So his friends hatched a clever plan

Twas Noah who asked Nick, T.J., and Mike for a hand

So they scattered around in search of a particular man

 

Noah first found him alone in an aisle

“I’ve got the stuff but do you have the cash”

Noah paused and he flashed him a smile

The man gave him the goods and then made a dash

 

Noah called them all back and the group sat there listening

He reviewed his plan and they all applauded with laughter

When he was done all their eyes were gleaming

At the actions they would take the evening after

The next day Noah sent out his invitation

A gathering for the day of his birth

Traveye was weary of his intention

But rethought it and left home with mirth

 

When he arrived he wasn’t surprised

He saw several of Noah’s chums

He turned to the host and asked the question Noah knew would arise.

“Where do I plug in my laptop so that I can sit there and bum”

 

Noah said come this way and led him inside

But when reaching the goal they did find

Rather than and outlet devoid of plugs he found that a nugget did hide.

He turned to Noah, a questioning stare, but refused to let it mess with his mind

 

He ran to another outlet

Then slowly his body shook with rage

For another nugget sat within the socket

He screamed and he ran but what did he do? For the answer you must turn the page.

 

 

He ran all the way home happy to be back inside

When he reached his room he couldn’t move

For he looked by his bed and there it was sat astride

A nugget that plugged up his love

 

Now what was Travis to do?

His life had been changed

What was to be a fun time now poo

He wouldn’t dare look at the nugget that flamed

 

So Travis still Rages, still b*****s, still moans

He yells even louder and gets violent

But when his friends get annoyed they don’t even groan

They simply throw him a nugget and he falls silent.

Author's Note

i wrote this for my buddies birthday. he wanted a poem about why travis is afraid of chicken nuggets. super happy fun time.

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[Tunder]

LOL I appreciate this greatly!