HYPED! CHAPTER 2

HYPEDDDDDDDD MAN, HYPEDDDDDD.

Hyped News Daily

By some guy named SPECIAL

 

HYPED! CHAPTER 2

JUST AS HYPED AS ALWAYS

I'm HYPED MAN.

HYPER.

SUGAR-SCARRED.

TOO MUCH SUGAR

TOO MUCH

MUCH TOO MUCH

ALRIGHT

SO HERE IS MY EXTREMELY UNINFORMATIVE PIECE OF NEWS

WHOA I TYPED IN COURIER 

WHOAAAA MAN

WHOAAAAAAAAA

NOW IN COMIC SANS

WHOAAAAAAA

BUT I'M ROMAN

SERIOUSLY

KIDDING MATE, I'M NOT

BUT LOOK AT THE FONTS MAN

THE FONTS

THE FONTS

Tahoma

Arial

Verdana

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

WHOA

TAHOMA'S THE BEST, OF COURSE

TIME FOR SOME UNRELATED CSS

 

#hyper {

background: url(hyper.png) #000 no-repeat center-top;

moz-border-radius: 8px 8px 8px 8px #000;

}

 

BUT WAIT

PHPBB TIME!!!11!!!1!!111!

 

COMPLETELY UNRELATED PHPBB PHP

var $var_expires = array();
    var $is_modified = false;

    var $sql_rowset = array();
    var $sql_row_pointer = array();
    var $cache_dir = '';

    /**
    * Set cache path
    */
    function acm()
    {
        global $phpbb_root_path;
        $this->cache_dir = $phpbb_root_path . 'cache/';
    }

    /**
    * Load global cache
    */
    function load()
    {
        global $phpEx;
        if (file_exists($this->cache_dir . 'data_global.' . $phpEx))
        {
            @include($this->cache_dir . 'data_global.' . $phpEx);
        }
        else
        {
            return false;
        }

        return true;
    }

    /**
    * Unload cache object
    */
    function unload()
    {
        $this->save();
        unset($this->vars);
        unset($this->var_expires);
        unset($this->sql_rowset);
        unset($this->sql_row_pointer);

        $this->vars = array();
        $this->var_expires = array();
        $this->sql_rowset = array();
        $this->sql_row_pointer = array();
    }

    /**
    * Save modified objects
    */
    function save()
    {
        if (!$this->is_modified)
        {
            return;
        }

        global $phpEx;

        if ($fp = @fopen($this->cache_dir . 'data_global.' . $phpEx, 'wb'))
        {
            @flock($fp, LOCK_EX);
            fwrite($fp, "<?phpn$this->vars = " . var_export($this->vars, true) . ";nn$this->var_expires = " . var_export($this->var_expires, true) . "n?>");
            @flock($fp, LOCK_UN);
            fclose($fp);

            if (!function_exists('phpbb_chmod'))
            {
                global $phpbb_root_path;
                include($phpbb_root_path . 'includes/functions.' . $phpEx);
            }

            phpbb_chmod($this->cache_dir . 'data_global.' . $phpEx, CHMOD_WRITE);
        }
        else
        {
            // Now, this occurred how often? ... phew, just tell the user then...

YOU WANT MORE?!?!?

I BARELY UNDERSTAND THIS

THIS

THIS

THIS GIBBERISH

I MEAN

"if (!function_exists('phpbb_chmod'))

SERIOUS MIND DESTROYING HERE

COME ONE GUYS

HELP ME REPEL-WTFH

I 'M TYPING IN COURIER NEW

AH

THAT'S BETTER

SO

WASSUP MAN

Wassup man

wassup man

wassupman

wsspmn

mfghjbcdfgfv

HELLLOOOOOOO

 

 

BYE MATES

TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT HYPER CHAPTER OF

CHAPTER-Y-NESS

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

HYPED

Reviews

[Rainbow Rider]

Hey man, share what your smoking! lol For an offbeat crazy thing this was great. Total nonsense at it's best.