Harold Camping

There’s a man called Harold Camping.

Who does a bit of prophesising.

 

He said they’d be rapture on the 21^st of May.

Nothing happened and people were gay.

 

Now he’s saying the worlds gonna end on the 21^st of October.

So I guess I’m gonna have to cancel my dinner date with Jennifer Garner.

 

If you’re reading this after that date.

Then hey, it was all just fake.

 

Or perhaps I made it into the recommended reading list of heaven.

Or maybe reading this is a punishment of hells burning coven!

Author's Note

This piece isn't in any way shape or form intended to offend anyones beliefs. If it does then please accept my sincere apologies.

nb You can read into 'gay' anyway you desire (he blamed gays! so...)

Google him for more info.

Reviews

[ImagineItAll]

Haha, how can "gay" have two meanings in this? I'm trying to picture this as a homosexual gay, but it works (in my mind) only as a happy gay.

All of this rapture talk caused a lot of commotion, fear, and happiness. Your poem encompassed all of that too, if you read between the lines.

Thank you for sharing this with me!

[knowman]

Its an (I told you so) poem

[Yina]

Haha I heard of this to but I never believed it would actually appened. Man cannot know what time or day the world will end

[Linda]

rofl, made my day xxxx

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

This man truly caused an uproar in our world and it is so sad. You have made light of the situation and I suppose that is about all we can do now, until 10/21 rolls around and we hang him high.

[Enigma]

Hahahahaha. :D
Man, that was hilarious. And no matter how I read the term 'gay', it made me double up with laughter in any case. This is a fun poem. Great write! :D

[yashsickle]

lol very comical. Even the structure and flow of it just made the laughs come easier.

[Kiri Nells]

Hilarious, Yas. Most people didn't believe it... and let me tell you that the real Christians have nothing to do with this guy. The whole situation was a laugh :) Nice job.

[FugitiveBalloons]

I love this

[WordNerd]

I like this it's hilarious :D

[brenda]

lol wow !!!! lmao this is a funny poem ! and if it does end i will be stuck on school ! how lovely! and he is just crazy and mean but oh well! good write btw