Harold Camping

There’s a man called Harold Camping.

Who does a bit of prophesising.

 

He said they’d be rapture on the 21^st of May.

Nothing happened and people were gay.

 

Now he’s saying the worlds gonna end on the 21^st of October.

So I guess I’m gonna have to cancel my dinner date with Jennifer Garner.

 

If you’re reading this after that date.

Then hey, it was all just fake.

 

Or perhaps I made it into the recommended reading list of heaven.

Or maybe reading this is a punishment of hells burning coven!

Author's Note

This piece isn't in any way shape or form intended to offend anyones beliefs. If it does then please accept my sincere apologies.

nb You can read into 'gay' anyway you desire (he blamed gays! so...)

Google him for more info.

Reviews

[ImagineItAll]

Haha, how can "gay" have two meanings in this? I'm trying to picture this as a homosexual gay, but it works (in my mind) only as a happy gay.

All of this rapture talk caused a lot of commotion, fear, and happiness. Your poem encompassed all of that too, if you read between the lines.

Thank you for sharing this with me!

[Thea]

Hahaha! Made me smile! Like! :)))

[MarkDeanReview]

Wow, astonishing, great humour and serious depth!

[Victoria PoetryBunny]

lol i don't think it's offending i think its funny to have a bit of a laugh with, especially with the rhyming which fit great in it haha :D

[Angie Diane♥&hea..]

Haha this was interesting. It doesn't offend me at all. Keep up the good writing. :D

[Candy]

I like it. It's kinda funny. Keep the good work up! Thanks sweetie!

[Greg Close]

Nice! Get ready to write the sequel in October. ;)

[..]

...I think it's quite humorus really. Wonderful job!

[Daytonight]

Rofl! This is quite a humorous look at that situation! Very well penned. Like your use of couplets! Keep on penning.

[stars are far]

i enjoyed reading this !