My Short Girlfriend

My girlfriend is so short that whenever another fool says “Do you need a stool?”

This romantic fool will turn 'em into a ghoul.

 

My girlfriend is so short that whenever another fool says “Smoke some weed and feel high.”

This romantic guy will turn 'em into a mince pie.

 

My girlfriend is so short that whenever another fool says “Life is too short”

This romantic consort will turn 'em into a news report.

Author's Note

What do you think? Don't keep it short lol!

Reviews

[Jennika has a short att..]

Haha, wow, being of the short variety, I can say I love this poem!(: Though nothing that funny has ever been said to me, more like my brothers asking me "How's the weather down there"? and me replying to a foot in their booties(: Haha, I won't ever doubt you being 'all for' short people ever again :P

[Yina]

Haha that's so cute! I wouldn't know the feeling cuz I'm almost 6 feet! An a girl haha

[Millie]

Aww This really cute
It made me chuckle :') good job

[Kiri Nells]

Cute!
Don't nobody go dissin' the vertically challenged! (says the short girl)
Well done with lighthearted humor. :)

[StarSandwich]

Hahaha, I laughed. This is cute, Noicee xD

[stars are far]

nice one ..

[Lizy Coale]

hahaha this is cute! just a grammar bit; in the first line, you use the singular of 'another fool' but then in the second line you switch to plural, 'them.' it should probably be he/she/one or 'some fools' so the tenses agree (:

[brenda]

lmao ! i love this !!! keep writing!!