My Short Girlfriend

My girlfriend is so short that whenever another fool says “Do you need a stool?”

This romantic fool will turn 'em into a ghoul.

 

My girlfriend is so short that whenever another fool says “Smoke some weed and feel high.”

This romantic guy will turn 'em into a mince pie.

 

My girlfriend is so short that whenever another fool says “Life is too short”

This romantic consort will turn 'em into a news report.

Author's Note

What do you think? Don't keep it short lol!

Reviews

[Jennika has a short att..]

Haha, wow, being of the short variety, I can say I love this poem!(: Though nothing that funny has ever been said to me, more like my brothers asking me "How's the weather down there"? and me replying to a foot in their booties(: Haha, I won't ever doubt you being 'all for' short people ever again :P

[Tasha]

It was funny. I liked how you added fun to it. Great job! :)

[theopenbook]

this was funny:) but i guess only short people can know what being short actually means:) funny and nice:)

[Victoria PoetryBunny]

lolz cute and protecting, and funny. ^.^ gave me a lil laugh. :D

[Angie Diane♥&hea..]

Lol this made me laugh. I'm short, but my phrase is, "I'm not short I'm fun sized."
Small things come in good packages...if you treat us right ^.^
Good write though. Thanks for sharing. :)

[Sukriti Suki]

Funny...and that's what is missing most from life these days. Liked the fun aspect.

[GlamGirl]

Cute and simple :)
Great job!

[Jenny Baby]

Haha I like it ! :D Its not Short but Fun-Sized :D Great Poem!

[Linda]

Such romance and rythm xxxxxxxx

[Dilan Gray]

I like it. I am short so I can relate. Great job!