Chapter One: Sunshine.

oh no Bob meets sophia

Sophia walked on the plain grass [insert very detailed description on how she walked on the plain grass] 

She then saw BOB who will be relevant to the story but you don’t know it yet. Yay the text is bigger. Sophia walked to Bob and proceeded to say the following things:

“Hello, I’m Sophia.”

“Your stupid.”

“That’s mean.”

“Women are stupid.”

“Have you seen the weather today?”

“Writing is a meaningless hobby of a bunch of delusional people that try to imitate real life but end up failing as they miserably fall to the bottom and try to work themselves up again only to fall once again.”

“I like pie.”

 “Screw you.” 

Bob proceeded to slap Sophia. Sophia is sad and I’m gonna explain in intense detail on how Sophia is sad. Be warned, this is the only serious part of the story.

Sophias cheek burned brightly, a red mark made permanent as tears swelled up in her eyes. 

“Haha, your fat.” Bob said, laughing. Oh yeah I forgot to describe Bob. Erm….Bob has a smiley face with one arm. The other arm? I dunno. Kinda looks Dream tbh.

Sophia sobbed and curled into a ball, sobbing and she so sad. 

“HEY!” A random voice cried

“Hm?” Sophia responded, whimpering still.

“IM THAT RANDOM VOICE IN YOUR HEAD! DON’T GIVE UP! YOUR WORTH AS A WOMAN IS BEAUTIFUL AND MEN SHOULD NEVER LET YOU DOWN!” 

“Lmao shut the hell up.”

The random voice sighed and disappeared. Sophias confidence is still dead. Okay lemme just skip the character development cause that’s boring. Kids these days need EXPLOSIONS!!!!!

Sophia punched Bob.

“Wow, you punched me.”

“Yeah. Cause I’m a girl and girl power. I’m empowering young women.”

“I’m so damn mad bro.”

Author's Note

Again, ignore grammar problems and terrible writing. It’s the meta part I’m interested in.