Santa Slander

The story you didn't hear about Santa Claus

SANTA SLANDER

Santa got a treadmill last year for Christmas

It was my present to him, but the a*****e regifted

He was proud to be jolly, he was proud of his size

Until he found Mrs. Claus checking out other guys




The Reindeers’ chiropractor suggested they quit

T'was music to their ears because they had enough of the s**t

His milk-and-cookie diet had taken its toll

They could no longer carry that burden to and from the North Pole




I heard he knows when the kids are sleeping

He knows when they’re awake

So I called NBC’s To Catch A Predator

Just to be safe

Reviews

[Jack...]

Now that was funny. You would think those reindeer would've had a sanity claus in their contract. very cool....still laughing here. Ho ho ho. :)

[SomeSteve]

haha, a sanity clause that was an awesome review. thanks!

[Frieda P]

LOL, this is brilliant...you've got some warped sense of humor my friend. ;-) hahaha

100 lewd cookie crumbles ;-P

[SomeSteve]

thanks a bunch, glad you enjoyed it!

[Louise Winter]

This has to be the funniest Christmas poem I have ever heard!
This is brilliant! :D

[SomeSteve]

Woah I wouldn't go that far but thank you so much!!!!!

[Lucien Maier]

NICE! I have long questioned the fat judgmental b*****d! You sir are bringing the truth to light

[SomeSteve]

Haha, appreciate your thoughts!

[Lady B]

Very interesting loved the poem had a twist : )

[SomeSteve]

Thank you thank you

[Michelle De Jesus]

this is funny.. interesting stuff!!

[SomeSteve]

Glad you liked it!