Feminazi

I don't need feminism
Because I choose not to be afraid.
of ANYONE.
Because I refuse special treatment.
I will not play this elementary game
"Girls rule, boys drool."
Not all men are pigs.
Not all women are royalty.
(or even worth respecting.)
One day I'd like to be married
& like a 1950s housewife,
Because I'm a nuturer.
I'm a loving lady.
I like being pretty.
The kitchen is a sanctuary.
I enjoy clean neatness.
I refuse to mislabel
this misandry,
as the advancement of my gender.

You know that thing, where
if you have to go around bragging
& being loud about something,
you're probably bullshitting?

Smart respectable women
understand
there are unequitable
differences.

I have no desire to try
and pee standing up.

But intellectually speaking,
I could give any man a good run.

& I don't need to freely menstruate
and burn bras with a pack of
vegan lesbian she-dogs to remind myself.

It's funny how those who claim to
think forward turn out to be
the most close minded.

© 2015 Jerusalem Cricket

Author's Note

Sorry if anyone gets bootytickled, you can have your opinion, I can have mine. Supposedly I'm intimidating, which is way no man ever has ever disrespected me. But even if they did being bitter & acting like you're so much better isn't going to make it so. WE'RE ALL PEOPLE. HUMANS. EARTHLINGS. Love each other goddammit.