Dastardly Deeds

I am So evil and down right honry

Dastardly Deeds

I love doing dastardly deeds

capturing damsels creating distress

tying them to the railroad tracks

while sneeking a peek up their dress

I'm evil and cruel and just so damn mean

I love making them cry and scream

holding them for ransom my ill gotten gains

while having my tea with strawberries and cream

if only I can hide them from the annoying mountie

who is always saving them and spoiling my bounty

yes Dudley Do Right he is my curse of foil

I'd like him feathered and rolled in oil

many things please me like baubles and beads

but nothing quite like dastardly deeds

Snidely Whiplash ....

Reviews

[The Analog Kid]

Curses! LOL!

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quite the fun write! enjoyed

[Gomer LePoet]

Uncle Snidely, you are so dastardly!

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now that is fun.
I remember these characters believe it or not.
Just where exactly is Whogivesa Ratsass?
lol
This was cute and fun.