Naked porcupine style

There is no such thing as a bad hair day....

Porcupine style

If I'd had a chance to pre-fit a feature
Into the bodies of adolescent kids -
That's now, apart from listening to teachers,
First I had to think of my wits.

An off-switch for their punk-rock hair-styles,
Would surely make my sleep sweet
Maybe they'll forget, just for a while,
Their singing of beauty and a beat.

And then that fateful Monday morn,
When in delightful scorn I shouted!
You'll look like a naked porcupine soon,
Because your hair, overnight has sprouted!

Under the tap I held a wriggling head
It felt like a mission impossible
In the mirror he looked at his flattened head,
Such a torment - and against his will!

Hours later I waited for feedback
To see how many insults he's got.
But his news, hit me like an ice-cold smack -
Naked porcupine style, got all the girls hot!

Reviews

[Matching Socks]

Lol! Well it's good the girls liked it.
Otherwise he would surely hate you.