Guinea pig

I am sorry to say this my friend
But the bucket containing personality
Must have been close to empty
When God made you,
But in his wisdom
Which in your case I still believe
It somewhat misplaced,
He did give you a cuteness
Which is just two steps below
Being gorgeous.
You do seem to possess
An abundance of curiosity
Which may sometimes backfire
Because the cat is not your mother.
That blank expression
Of thoughtless confusion I can
Comprehend
Since you are not from Guinea
And also not a pig,
But I understand how it feels
If our labels are wrong.
I guess you have discovered
How fresh slices of carrot
Can make one feel less dumbfounded.
Sorry for putting your cage
Next to the piano
But I needed a guinea pig
To see whether these
Ramblings of a mad man
Could possibly be fit
for human consumption.

Reviews

[Einstein Noodle]

i suppose being fit for consumption would be in direct ratio to the tune on the piano ... plus or minus whether the hairy rodent dances to it or not ;) ...
E.

[Ink Seductress]

Ha! "Ramblings of a madman" so you've gone mad too? ;)

[SleeplessVolcano]

Mad? Are you talking to me? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? Lol
(Shouting therapy.....you should try it sometimes, but it works best in the mirror on somewhere on a cliff)

[Ink Seductress]

Ha! Im starting to really like you lol (honestly hope you arent suicidal), but i just like that i can actually converse with someone that can actually keep up with the convo :)

[SleeplessVolcano]

Lol@ keeping up with the convo.....those who attempted to keep up with me still stand in the straight-jacket queue......better to quit now while you are not that far behind....:P

[Cryingkate]

Hilarious.. I see you've been a busy Toothed Rodent writing a den full.
Sorry I wasn't here while you sat at the Piano..
loved it.. Loved the Metaphor....
Ok Sing birdy sing.............:-) Yes I found my way from the bag :-)

[SleeplessVolcano]

No worries.....road trip again tomorrow and it feels as if I am going to find a piano in a coffee shop somewhere.....I always like an impromptu "play" in the middle of nowhere.......do you need an invite? :P

[Cryingkate]

Do I need a maids uniform? Or can i sit at the piano too?

[SleeplessVolcano]

If you can sing, you can sit ON the piano.....(voice auditions taking place at the third door on the left)

[Cryingkate]

The Maiden enters in with her large sparkling diamond earrings and bracelet adorning her long black sequenced gown and climbs aboard the Piano and sings a sultry song ;-)