Not your average cup of joe

"Mmmm.....still cannot find alt 137 on the ipad"

Navigating Writer's Cafe
Is like playing Battleships -
I need to tread so carefully,
To miss those per-square-inch land mines -
Before a book publisher knocks on my door,
Or a Chinese bride nails my wallet to the floor,
Or a travelling girl wants to hear
A Serengeti lion's roar.
Imagine how offended Emily Bronte would be
If on page 87 of Wuthering Heights,
An advert for the finest tea,
arrived last week from India,
Would spoil the readers literary glee
And distract friend and foe alike -
Oh the bliss of centuries past
When brands could not creep
Through
Our pockets and heads
Maybe I'll sleep tonight
If I keep the Ipad out of bed.

Author's Note

Captcha = galagala.......now wouldn't that make a brilliant brand name for a new, exotic tea from India? :P

Reviews

[~]

This was a really fun and light read. Make sure to "step" on my website next :) Nahhh just kidding, don't have one :):)

[SleeplessVolcano]

1. Please create one
2. Create pop-ups of your picture everywhere and I will be a frequent visitor :P
3. Then help me to create my own website.....:)

[~]

So I can click on your face every time instead of this volcano??? :)

[SleeplessVolcano]

Ahhhhh....the moon rises over WC.......:)

[~]

Yes, even her has to abide by daylight hours savings :)

[SleeplessVolcano]

So if I save an hour of you per day, how long before you are fully contained? :)

[~]

That's not an easy formula darling, you forget, I'm an inconstant thing :)

[SleeplessVolcano]

I am a sucker for word sums, and I love words.....LOL.....I will get my maths genius buddy to help me with the formula, and my English genius buddy to help me with the words.....:).....oh yeah....the latter is you....:)

[~]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOpaI-wmN7w :)

[Jamestown]

This is so creative and down right fun, and yes really cool brand name, lol
thanks for sharing and b-blessed!

[SleeplessVolcano]

Thanks James.....now don't go and step into any of those landmines....:)....except if you get that story published - then I demand a signed copy!

[Jamestown]

Your welcome! I hear your the hot commodity!
:) b-blessed...

[SleeplessVolcano]

Lol@hot commodity......yeah, I wondered how soon the environmentalists would accuse my avatar of causing climate change.....:)