1. Sometimes a fatted pig will wander off from the
pen and find his way to the pond on the edge of the property. If it’s dark or foggy, he may fall in
and sink to the bottom. Only later
when his carcass has filled with methane and mucous will he
float to the surface. You’ll know
he’s been in the water for a while when you see the bloat, the blisters oozing,
and the skin sloughing off in large sheets. Don’t go there.
It might reflect poorly on you.
2. Ok.
So you didn’t listen.
You went ahead and fetched a stick and poked. And you were taken aback by just how easily it slid through his
tissues, like the time when that pigeon alighted on your hand, and you were startled by how it weighed almost nothing at all.
So to see what might come of
it, you wiggled the stick, and suddenly what was left of the liver and
kidneys popped up onto the surface and spit a stream of fluid into your mouth. They drifted towards you and away again, like your lost toy sailboat, the one that got off the string and floated
down the rapids in Lucerne. Over the falls it went, under the covered bridge, and that was the end.
3. Of course you still eat blood sausage. Why wouldn't you? The texture is rubbery but the taste is well ….. like blood....so metallic on your tongue. But this blood will not wash
away your sins. It’s more like
Pepsi Cola, or maybe Mountain Dew.