First One In Is An Idiot

First one in is an idiot
The last one out is a fool
Those who pretend they enjoy it
May as well f**k off right now.
You know what I'm saying?

Remember no running with scissors
And put the lids back on jars
There are many bared emotions about
We don't want any accidents now do we.
You know what I'm saying?

Don't ask your so called 'friends'
They know sweet sod all
And life ain't no soap opera
Celebrities can eat my s**t.
You know what I'm saying?

Give it a rest you morons
They're not here to look after you
Anyway their advice is about as useful
As a chocolate ashtray.
You know what I'm saying?

Reality TV don't make me laugh
As real as s**t tasting nice
The remote control is less vapid
And there are no adverts.
You know what I'm saying?

First one in is an idiot
The last one out is a fool
Those who pretend they enjoy it
May as well f**k off right now.

You know what I'm saying?

Reviews

[Debbie_Philly]

LOL... Great piece !! ;)

[dead man talking]

hahaha you hit the nail on the 'ead with this,loveing it

[Inyourshadow]

Only your second piece I have read and find myself already twelve months in the past, why the gap I wonder when your pieces are trueful and filled with truth, you capture the inner workings of the daily world with your words, I have to agree with the whole reality tv idea as it is s**t. You have a grasp on the whole what it's worth and why should we care attitude. Keep em' coming

[emmah]

this speaks for every chipped piece of the soul - and as i read it - i think of all the losses and negotiations - mitigations and adjustments - and i wonder - is it all ever worth it??
you say it like it is - it hurts - and it IS - you construct the deconstruction with mastery - you speak to the dormant corners of consciousness - and it's tough to listen to it - when the brutal truth is told - loud and clear!

[paul]

absolutely brilliant. the line chocolate ashtray is stunningly original.

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. ah, an absolutely brilliant piece of piercing writing ... contemporary life has a way of making us lapse into a self-perpetuating routine which is far from productive ... in fact ... it is counter productive ... it takes a lot to negotiate the maze of everything that life and the media throws at us ... and then come up with something original and creative ... and thought provoking ... you've negotiated that maze brilliantly ... these words ... i shall always remember ...

[jenniewren (J.W. Bouwma..]

i sure as s**t do know what you're saying ;)

haha this is epically funny.. i laughed throughout at your images - and yet... i also agreed entirely with your message - and was held by both your pristine structuring and spot-on images..

what a wonderful find just before bedtime ^-^

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LMAO...I think so LOL