INB 1 - The DevilA Chapter by PersonaJesus's first meeting with the Devil, over 2,000 years ago.It all started when I wanted a friend over 2,000 years ago. I can't make one - I can't act selfishly. Funny that, considering I'm God. Being invisible to people didn’t help back then, either. So what could I do? I had to keep myself entertained. So sparked my invention of free will. I loved watching people - it's still a hobby of mine. They were so interesting, so unpredictable acting on their urges for the first time. Especially romantically... no really, I promise I'm not watching you have sex...okay I am. Try not to think about it, okay? But as times moved on, these desires grew from delicate intimacy into repulsive acts like rape. I tried my best to help - to lead the police to these people, but every time I saved the day, another thousand instances would pop up. I couldn't do it all; I'm more or less human. Capable of mistakes, incapable of being everywhere at once. I eventually gave up saving my people. Resting on one of my marshmallow-like clouds, with arms folded behind my head, I accepted my powerlessness. I needed to take my mind off them - to have...a friend. That's where Biff came in, my sidekick. He's a small angel on my shoulder. He's got more good in him than me and he's only five inches tall! Of course, the only way to get him was to make a deal with the Devil. So one day, I met her in a cave, far from where any human had set foot. "It's getting boring in Heaven. I'm alone up there." My voice echoed throughout the cave. It awoke the bats; their yellow eyes opening in the darkness, glaring at me. I saw their sharp needle-like teeth coming at me as they dived from the ceiling and swept up above my head. The instant opening of their eyes all at once frightened me. Their eyes - they looked demonic - resembling the Devil’s. I ducked, shielding myself as they flew out. They became specks in the distance, the rain blurring their outlines. The whoosh of the rain pelted down on the leaves of trees and the plop of raindrops landing in puddles became quieter as I ventured deep into the cave. Water dripped from the stalactites. The shelter of the cave was warmed by a dim candle-lit glow. It came from the back of it. I dragged my feet along the bumpy floor - pointed stalagmites sticking up. One small one, almost unnoticeable, poked through my sandals, “Ah!” It made me bleed. Little would I know that was a warning of what was to come; that it would be a fraction of my future pain. I ventured deeper, until I saw her outline - the wavy red hair magnified by the flicking candles surrounding her.
Her eyes darted to mine. She flicked her long wavy red hair out of her creamy face. With her, you had to watch out; those chocolaty dark brown eyes could steal your soul. Her manner would trick you - her angelic voice soothing, her enticing smile drawing you in until you were ensnared in her trap. She addressed me, "God! It's so nice to see you." I saw that split second squint in her eye, that hint that she had something in store for me. "Yes, you too," I mumbled, insincere. "Well, come on, what do you want then?" She snapped, filing her red nails, matching her lips. The nail polish was pungent, offending my nostrils. I backed away, to turn and leave - but I knew what I wanted. I wouldn’t resolve my loneliness by walking away. The Devil sat before me, on a fringed rug. She was nothing humans ever expected; a delicate looking woman in a tight red dress. "I'd like to have a friend." "Sure," She smirked, purposely leaning over the rug to get to her nail polish. An awkward silence. I gazed where I shouldn't have. It looked like a ripe red apple, as she leant over, teasing me as she swayed her hips, dabbing her nail brush in the polish. I was sure she was saying something, but I was distracted. She screwed the top on the nail polish and stood. She placed her hands on hips, "Pay attention!" It was odd; her rush to anger. It made me weary as she raised a hand, as if about to slap me. I tensed - expecting the stinging pain she would leave on my cheek. I opened my eyes. Instead, the Devil was caressing my cheek; tentatively as if she were calming a hurt baby bird. Pouting her lips, she placed another hand on my face and pulled me closer to her. Her finger drifted down to my beard, and began to twirl it, symbolicly suggesting I was wrapped around her little finger, a play thing. Her eyes flicked up, a shock to my system. She forcefully grabbed my beard and blew in my face, “You never know what I could do to you." Her breath was rotten - the stench of cigarettes. She procured one, by clapping her hands. She lit it, slowly, deliberately, and inhaled deeply. "You can have a little friend, as long as you meet the humans." The Devil let out a breath, a large puff like a dragon's. By the time the smoke cleared, she disappeared and the candles were out. Before I could change my mind, I blinked. One second I was in the cave, the next, a baby in a manger. A tiny, innocent bundle of joy. Mary lifted me up into the air, my arms flapping like a bird's in excitement. I giggled. A new life in the world. As I grew, people began to notice me as I performed miracles. Secretly, it was to gain Mary Magdalene's attention. No one ever considered that; they thought I was performing miracles for the sakes of others. Everyone's focus was on my ability to cure the blind or turn water into wine. No one was interested in the truth. Upon proposing to Mary Magdalene, one of my disciples betrayed me. I could've sworn The Devil popped into him. The way he cackled that day; there was no escape. Those who'd loved me for all my miracles magically forgot them, letting me get nailed to that crucifix, blood seeping from my wrists, the crunch of the nail as it pierced my flesh. Screaming out, I writhed in agony; desperately shaking my arms, heaving forward to separate my body from the cross. Oh, how I still get pangs in my wrists thinking about it. Yet today is thousands of years later - 2012 to be exact. People have evolved. They've learnt scientific things and are less reliant on what the spirits say. They don't crave virgin sacrifices; they have laws and restrain themselves. Now it is time for my new deal with the Devil. Before, I went down to Earth, suffered through life and came back to find Biff on a cloud, as promised. This time, I’m on a search for love. Without any real power, there is only one person I can turn to. The Devil. © 2012 PersonaFeatured Review
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Added on March 21, 2012Last Updated on October 3, 2012 Tags: Jesus, humour, I'll Never Believe AuthorPersonaBirmingham, West Midlands, United KingdomAboutI really appreciate people who review and will happily return the favour. Look at 'Make a Move' as I am primarily a story writer. I give honest reviews because I want to help people improve their w.. more..Writing
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