I am the all powerful and the almighty. I make up your mind for you. I tell you what to say, how to say it; what to wear, how to wear it; what to think, why you think it; what to do, how to do it; what to want, how to obtain it. I teach you to kill, and give you the mental tools to do so. I teach you about illegal narcotics; where to get them, how to sell them. I reveal to you rape of molestation. I am inside your head and I will never leave. I am everlasting and I will dwell within your soul for all time; until I am destroyed and you could never hope to destroy me. I give you hope and joy. I fill you with happiness and bliss. I can wash your mind of pain, show you only good and block out all your sorrow. I can make you cancel appointments and break dates. I can obliterate you academically, withering your mind. I can fill you with neglect and pour into you shame and hatred. I am your new god and I can take whatever I please because you give it all willingly, more now than ever before. I can, because I can give you what you want: violence, sex, money, all these can be yours through me. I am the new god of the 21st century. I am television and I have come to claim.