I'm fictional

Reading this is bad for your sanity

So now I'm here wondering. Why I'm shattered. Why my heart is battered. Why I'm such a tease a dick a f*****g prick
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Got me watching a chick flick
Being that prick commenting when they should be listening
So here listen

F**k I'm a f*****g dick
Oh I know I am
Such a prick I know
I try to be nice I just don't I don't know how
I just say how how
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Error
You're call has been disconnected
F**k sakes been trying to reach her for a minute
Wait a minute
What's her name ?
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Ding dong
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Hello ?
What are you doing here ?
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I thought she wanted me needed me
You wanted to play out your rape fantasies
Now you're saying you lost interest
Well f**k I'm off to Walmart. Need some rope tape and a squirt gun. Got some peroxide and a bottle of gin. Chin chin. He he I joke I joke.
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Ah what the f**k do I do when I'm saying the right thing the wrong way
B***h !
I wasn't complimenting you I was just wanting to get you undressed
Now that's the the L I took
Here's the W I'll make
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Knock knock
What are you doing here ?
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Her p***y comes with a price tag
My dick comes with a hash tag
I hide behind my smile
Not nice but I'm such a nice treat to suck
So here's my lol e pop
Pop her one in the mouth
Them run off to the next s**t
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Error
Error
Error
You have now reached insanity
Doing the same thing expecting different results
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Now get on the bed. Rip that braw off. Tear those panties. Don't needs those. Here's some rope. I'm going to tie your hands spread your legs f**k you till summer comes.
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HEY THSTS MY WIFE !
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Oh s**t now I'm hoping off the balcony I swear I knew she was married I just thought it was a joke Like your dick dicking inside her mouth like a dentist looking for a cavity
Wait what ?
I DUNNO !
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No clue this is off the top of my head after I felt her head bob up and down bopping for apples a k a searching for god

Lol

Just kidding I'm psycho