The Cheshire Wolf- Maroon Crescent, Chapter 4: Going Mad

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The Cheshire Wolf- Maroon Crescent

Chapter 4: Going Mad

"Now, If you want to go mad, you'll have to swear the Cheshire Wolf Oath!" Sang the Cheshire Wolf happily.

"Yeah, sure! But.. what's your real name?"

"Why, you can just call me Arron. Or Benson. Or Charlie. Or Daniel." 

"Well, I'll just call you Chesh, then."

"Why?"

"Because I can't just call you Cheshire Wolf all the time, can I?"

"You can because you can! I can say that your name is Choo Choo, or Waddles, so you can call me whatever you want."

"Hahaha! You really are mad. What's the oath?" Asked Maroon, grinning.

"Ahem. 'Where-ever there is trouble or mischief to be caused, I shall cause it. When-ever there is a chance to confuse or bewilder someone, I will do it. And how-ever I can show my madness, I shall!'"

"Oh, okay...'Where-ever there is trouble or mischief to be caused, I shall cause it. When-ever there is a chance to confuse or bewilder someone, I will do it. And how-ever I can show my madness, I shall."

"Oh-hoh-ho! You, pup, you'll be a a famous Cheshire Wolf! I can tell! That silky, silvery voice of yours that will befuddle the smartest of the two-legged men! And your fur easily-"

"Alright then, are you going to teach me or-"

"Not!" Cried Chesh.