Muse Wanted

Due to complications regarding her long-term muse, the author who runs this blog is currently seeking a “replacement muse” for future writes in the poetic form. She is looking for someone (or something) that can provide inspiration for extended periods of time. As all other jobs " for this is, indeed, a very serious occupation " a criterion must be met for prospective muses to be considered. Please keep in mind that the author is very critical when it comes to subjects of such manner. Below is a list of absolutely vital requirements, as well as several specific preferences.

Criteria*:-

o General:

     •   Has to be long-term

     •   Must be able to start ASAP

     •   Cannot be emotionally straining on author to the extent that he/she/it causes the block

     •   Must be accessible on a regular (if possible, daily) basis

     •   Stability would be a viable asset

o If human*:

     •     Must be someone that the author knows (or will know)

     •         Cannot be flawless

     •   Cannot, under any circumstances, know that he or she is a muse

If you still think that you are up to the challenge, do submit your application.

*Subject to change.

*Does not have to be human, however, objects such as rocks, etc, are not permitted.

Author's Note

This was originally posted on my blog (http://www.alicialoh.com/2010/11/muse-wanted.html), hence the "author who runs this blog…"

Reviews

[Frank (spelled with a "..]

How are people going to know if they get the job-- wouldn't that automatically render them unable to fulfill the criteria. What with the last requirement and all?
Heh, tell me if you find you're muse!

[Steph's_romantic_myster..]

Cool.......

[Natalie]

This is very clever, artsy humor. "Cannot be flawless" THANK YOU. I once promised someone I would never write them in a negative light. Well....that means I can't write them at all. I enjoyed reading it!

[WriterMe]

Very clever. Haha well written =]

[Dalebear]

This is cute

[TBird J.]

Haha this is hilarious and adorable!

[MuSe Ampoule]

Um, where do you sign up...Lol, this is clever. A job posting for a muse.

Oh, am I the first to comment??? So cool...like that means I got the job right? :) I might be jumping the gun here...what's the pay...benefits?