Truely Amish

-I wrote this after an english exam because I was very bored. It's just for fun.

Sometimes chickens don't make sense.

Why not sell them for a dime, or six pence!?

And why did the dog jump over the fence??

Nobody threw his bone?!

How will he ever get home!?

I guess we'll just have to buy a cat,

and hope that it doesn't eat my rat!

It's like my only child,

Except for Jacob, Jared, Mathew, Sarah,

Meaghan, Hanz, and Kyle!!

Yes, I am amish, before you ask,

I do every chore, complete every task.

And every night before i'm entirely done,

I sit, and chill, and eat honeybunns!!