Courtside Ninja

I got off of work today and went to McDonald's. I'm sitting there waiting in line at the drive-thru and there's this basketball court at the edge of the parking lot with a bunch of young boys playing basketball. So I'm thinking it's all cool and s**t they're playing basketball outside in the middle of February, but then I noticed one of the boys was much smaller than the rest and he's getting all body checked and shoved around. So I get all pissed off because I used to be that small little kid when I was younger. So I yell at him, "Hey! Take your shoe off and start wailing on them motherfukers!". And to my surprise, that little wolverine takes his shoe off and turns into Bruce Lee. I mean he starts going ninja nunchucking ham on these little dopes. It was a little spazzy but scary at the same time. These jocks are just sitting there bewildered and one of the goons dropped the ball. Spazzy McGee picks up the ball while holding his shoe, goes to shoot the ball, and f*****g throws his shoe instead 🤣🤣🤣. I don't know what happened after that because I had to move up in line and pay for my stuff but it was hilarious. He probably got his a*s beat. I know I used to when I was younger.