Death Rings its Dinner Bell

Every once in awhile I ponder and think about how I will die. It's going to happen for sure, but how? If anything I believe it'll be because of neglect. I do not eat right, I don't take care of myself, and I drink way too damn much.

I'll probably stroke out in the middle of a vigorous masturbating session. Would that be a self-inflicted suicide or accidental manslaughter? There's definitely going to be a pee-shooter and one dumbass involved.

All I ask for is please, for the love of God just please, delete my internet browser history.

Author's Note

Captcha was "ticking". That's pretty fucked up.