Punchline!

She gazed longly into my eyes, while biting her lip, and touching her nose to mine. She laid her hand upon my face and whispered, "tell me all your thoughts of me ❤"

A smile grew on my face as I caressed hers with my hand, and whispered, "if you have to explain a joke, then it's not very funny"

I was right. No one laughed. Even I could see that, through two black eyes.