Bullseye

I was chatting up this girl I have a crush on. In the midst of my enthusiastic chatter a tonsil stone dislodged and made a fast track for her eye. While she was digging at her eye in disgust, I panicked and in a rush to bandage my ego and said, "YEAH! That came out of me. I make things!".

Needless to say we don't talk anymore. I'm still counting that as foreplay though.