You got to be quicker than that

If you're at a buffet and a child is about to take the last of the good stuff.....you tell them "Those are horrible, like broccoli." You get fed and they learn a life lesson. Win win!

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[Papaya]

That is good advice. :)
I would never though.

[marilyn 1225]

lol you have talent comic funny

[Gee]

Or get really drunk, put your knob in a bread roll and ask, "anyone fancy a hotdog "
A good friend of mine did this at his boys 4th birthday party, much to the disgust of the majority assembled