I have not been drinking officer

Food for thought. If you are pulled over, do not use the excuse "I was trying to cram this whole $5 Little Caesars Pizza down my throat." as the reason for swerving all over the road. It will not help your situation.

Reviews

[Papaya]

Never a good idea. Totally agree. :)

[augustus]

It would be just as bad as trying to drain a 'Budweiser before the officer said anything!

[A little flame]

This hilarious. I don't even know what this is, but I love it!