Thoughts of an idiot

Yep, lots of thoughts, by an idiot.

Chapters

• Everything!
• Improvise
• I have not been drinking officer
• Life is hard
• You got to be quicker than that
• Newbie
• Want friend
• An apple a day
• Sex Fiend
• Extra Credit
• Teachers Pet
• Psychic
• Infomercial
• Party pooper
• Bad dream
• Lazy
• Spork
• Are we there yet
• Going cold turkey
• Yep...
• Growing up...
• leave me unchained
• Finals
• hello
• Dad
• Deja Vu
• Nice to meet you
• love affair
• Epiphany of a Madman
• 3:30 a.m.
• Peek a Boo!
• Is it forbidden?
• A wink shy of sleep
• What am I doing?
• The final design
• Band-Aids
• Seven days
• HI!
• It's a new era
• After you
• Deep sea diving
• Girls will be girls
• I believe in you
• Over analyze
• Another day
• Goals
• Because Unicorns I guess?
• Rock Bottom
• Bright and Shiny
• Normal
• An inconvenience
• Deterioration
• Hope
• Precarious
• To be continued...
• Mirrored Fear
• Sticky Stuff
• Putrid
• Commitment
• Swimming for talent
• Self Respect
• Call of The Void
• The law of Attraction
• Mirrored thoughts reflected by dissolution
• No Maybe's about it.
• Don't say stop
• Nostalgia
• That's it...
• How to impress
• Harakiri
• She's a bully
• Bullseye
• Make them want more
• Unconscious audience
• The king's jester
• Furry tongue
• Hindenburg
• Live'n the dream
• Good job on your syllables...
• McCaffine
• Struggling
• Chicken fingers
• Don't cross the lines
• **
• Banging my head on the wall
• A hole in the rich man's pockets
• Linguistics
• Right direction
• Punchline!
• WAH BAM!
• Strides
• Work ahead until all eyes are on you
• Terrifying
• Santa Baby..
• Maturity
• Gratitude
• Zap!
• What is going on?
• For the sake of comedy
• Snow day
• Layers
• Back fire
• Prince toad
• But it's shiny!
• Bathroom Ninja
• Substance
• Twilight walking
• Purpose and Sacrifice
• Discovery
• .....
• The ghost of childhood past
• Shaken, not Stirred
• Wishful
• Stimulation Cheat
• Fidget spinner
• Grown up
• Poker Face
• Breadsticks
• Composer
• Stare at you through the outside window
• Shattered Shreds
• Death Rings its Dinner Bell
• Creative Juice
• This bread is my body,
• Time off
• ABC shut up!
• Bidders
• Obtainment
• Unbearable Reality
• Anti-Prescription
• Instinct
• Headstand
• Everyday Hustles
• An Inconvenient Truth
• Complacency
• Shithead
• Emergency Exit
• Bipolar Cookie Monster
• The Devil Sleeps
• Gravity of the situation
• Commitment
• Wrong Perscription is Alright
• Flashing lights
• Downtime
• A clean bead
• Bleeding Barefooted
• Headwinds
• Natural Labor
• Die laughing
• Courtside Ninja
• The Two P's
• Covid19
• The dreams of burn, The reality that pains
• Always sharpening a stick
• How to bake a pretty cake
• The queen bee mates
• You're either service with a purpose, or a purpose..
• Stagnation
• Unrecyclable
• Ironic Delays
• Hieroglyphed Masochism
• indifferent footsteps
• A drink in my hand
• Joseph and the confusing morally just blender adve..
• Natures echo
• Everyone wants to laugh
• When the party stops
• Autistic connections and third-degree burns
• Physical Lust
• Knowledge as solid, as petrified wood
• duck, duck, goose
• Vicariously
• Olive garden's endless breadsticks
• sincere
• Logical Lego's
• Sour grapes
• Happiness has no GPS
• Maybe he wasn't born with it
• Felt up shadows
• Boldly go where no man has gone before
• Red sauce drawings
• Sharing chapstick with strangers
• Savage Kingdom
• cryptic whispers
• so worth it
• tone deaf
• alternate perceptions
• Low rumbling thunder at 9 Pm
• out there
• Married with children
• Better out than in
• Ain't no place in The Shire for a wuss
• Spontaneous hiccup fart
• coin flips driven by an unsympathetic chaos
• human condition
• uneventful days
• insignificant errors
• weed eater
• Autistic Dreams
• you’re a wildfire amongst candles
• bipolar on the pole
• Rocks in the river
• the old boy
• left on read
• love is in the air jordans
• disappointing bite
• Destiny
• life thrives where you s**t
• hail to thy window licker
• subliminal suggestion
• back porch drum beat
• trinkets from the desperate
• hidden currency cost
• test from unseen powers
• late fall erections
• heads up seven up
• Itchy No-No zone
• Magic Box
• Lincoln's logs
• Ring side blues
• Whizz kid
• moral lines
• Donkey turds
• time is of the essence
• drag queen dab
• the boner fairy
• Yiff
• Sugar Puffs
• the swedish spit shine