Nice Tandem

Oh boy!

Bubbles, Candy, Hillary
Strippers got me showing my artillery
Thighs, hips, chest, and a*s
God they're taking all my cash
Who knew Thailand was so much fun
Grinding on me till my legs go numb
Whats that my friend? Talk over the noise
What do you mean they're a bunch of lady boys!?

Author's Note

This was a very "VERY" bad attempt at humor.

Reviews

[#33]

I like driving Fords, but this poem really hurt my foot. Too bad you didn't try the fish in the fridge first. Gas station sushi is bad for you. Nice work@!

[Shy Joe]

Honk the horn and kick the tires. Gotcha!

Thanks for the review.

[#33]

Glad you understood me. Sometimes it's really just hard to put into words.

[Papaya]

oh boy is right...
that'll teach ya :)

[Rebecca Garber]

I thought this was hilarious. I was laughing before I got all the way through. Keep writing things like this. keep up the good work.

[Gee]

Hmmmm, I wonder how far you'd go if the ardour had got you 'arder....all the way perhaps and to hell with it. Like this Joe