Na na na na BATMAN!

10 words I give contest.

  "Holy crabs Batman!" screamed Robin. "The hamster kidnapper made his way out of our flimsy claws!"

   Batman replied with a flicker of his voice "Well if you were not trying to harvest ideas about getting Batwoman a turquoise ring, and made yourself available, then this plan would have had not any corrosion!"

   Robin says with a smirk "Well the corrosion you caused in your flimsy relationship by not making yourself available because you run off to any flicker of wrong doing just so you can harvest up a kidnapper that stole a hamster instead of treating the crabs that the holy turquoise dealing s**t gave you; no wonder she left you!"
 
   Batman just sits there flabbergasted.

Author's Note

Just doing this for fun. 10 words I give contest.

Reviews

[Papaya]

You have a super sense of humour. Great work with this one!

[matrixmark]

Funny, very cleverly written and I could imagine the 1960's version of Batman and Robin having this conversation in the batcave.

Brilliant piece....had me laughing.

Mark.

[David R Gonzalez]

Hah! this is awesome! It made me smile as I read. of course I am a batman fan boy so I just had to read it.

[Laura S-C]

Wow this is definetly something. I enjoyed reading it as it was both funny and clever. Well done

[Shy Joe]

Thank you Laura for the kind words. I appreciate it.

[Wicahpi]

hahahaha right along with me, flabbergasted LoL That was a mouth full and I love it!! Bravo!

[Shy Joe]

Thank you! I am glad you enjoyed it!