Indian Politics

A satire on Indian politics and the chaos surrounding it.

This might seem a little outdated.But that's because it was written sometime back.Happy reading!

Indian Politics

Indian Politics, a state of the art scum

It makes democracy an intended pun

With politicians beating their own drums

We need Andre to shoot 'em down with a gun

The green hand commands little respect at the centre

The Silent One at the helm, brandishing a Walther

Sonia and Rahul, go around creating a banter,

Hoping Kapil,Pranab,PC would never really falter!

Very up north, the militants create havoc

Omar and his dad desperately need Captain Haddock

In Punjab the Akalis pray to Mata Hari

Hoping their Gdp goes right up the gulley

Rajasthan and Maharashtra changed leaders in a haste

The Gujjars of the sands made Vasundhara look waste

Underworld and Kasab made Mumbai literally paste

Recovery is on, lets just hope for the best!

Sheila in Delhi, did make a little mistake

When the CW games were very much at stake

Maya in UP, is apparently fake

Benefits of her stay the reserved classes did take

Bengal has a big story of its own

After 37 years, the communists, people disowned

Didi came home, to find the vault empty

To Pranab did she beg for money in a jiffy

For Andhra, it was, shambles all the way

With YSR gone, the Telengana movement gained sway

In Assam and Kerala, power changes hands every term

True sign of democracy,people should learn to be firm

The Tamils, in the past few years, had a lot of woes

The people in power, really broke a lot of vows

MK went out, his daughter in jail

To grab his post, old Amma did not fail

The Orange Brigade,grew in the West

Gujrat saw Modi's leadership at its best!

The case of Ayodhya formed the news crest

However Modi for PM, BJP did not jest!

Karnataka however ruled the roost

Yeddy, at first, was a big boost

Hegde fought and fought and brought him down

Kumaraswamy, a dullard, still aims for the crown

Sadananda Gowda, then entered the ditch

While SM Krishna ended up reading the Portuguese FM's speech!

Hirani Khar gained a fat lot of attention

She did make a few drop their decisions

Made Krishna adjust his wig 15 times in tension

And favored among the nations, their cricketing relations

On India,corruption took its utmost toll

Raja, Radia, Kalmadi, Amar, tried to be King Cole!

Looking at this Anna took a astand

Arvind,Kiran and the people of India lent their hands

The crazy Baba's acts of yoga in Ramlila were thwarted

To Haridwar,in a salwar, by the police was he carted

The future of India at this stage looks bleak

The reps at the centre shouldn't act like freaks

We may have to build it back brick by brick

But, we The People OF India, solemnly swear never to fall for cheap tricks!

Shubham Chattopadhyay